Penny was very happy.
The following is an exclusive excerpt from my new children’s book, The Tall Man and the Beautiful Woman, to be published just as soon as the illustrator finishes the rest of her drawings.
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CHAPTER 1: LIKE AT FIRST SIGHT
Hi.
This is the story of the tall man and the beautiful woman.
The first time they met was at a park on a chilly day.
As he was crossing the street, the beautiful woman waved hello to the tall man.
The tall man smiled.
It was like at first sight.
The beautiful woman had a cute dog named Penny.
Penny immediately liked the tall man.
The three of them went for a walk in the park.
They talked and talked. Except for Penny.
Who didn’t talk.
After some time, it began to gently snow.
The beautiful woman and the tall man shook hands and said goodbye.
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CHAPTER 2: A PERFECT EVENING
The tall man (TM) and the beautiful woman (BW) went out to dinner soon after.
The BW was even more beautiful and the TM felt even taller.
A few minutes after they sat down, the BW noticed that she had lost a black glove.
They looked and looked but couldn’t find it.
Oh well.
They had a very good time anyway.
They talked and talked. Except for Penny.
Who wasn’t there.
The BW and the TM told stories about their lives.
It was a perfect evening except for the lost black glove.
And right before they left the restaurant, they found it!
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CHAPTER 3: BEST KISS EVER
The TM wanted to kiss the BW at the end of their perfect evening, but he didn’t.
He was afraid.
The next day, he told the BW that he was afraid to kiss her at the end of the night.
The BW said that she wanted him to kiss her.
They made a plan to meet again and kiss in a few days.
And then something strange and wonderful happened.
Later that same afternoon, they bumped into each other at the local drugstore!
The TM smiled just like he had smiled the first time he saw the BW.
The BW shyly smiled back.
And then the TM kissed the BW in the drugstore.
It was the best kiss ever.
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CHAPTER 4: WARM AND NICE
The TM and the BW couldn’t stop kissing.
Sometimes they also kissed Penny, but mainly they kissed each other.
The TM had a beard and it would often scratch the BW’s face when they kissed.
The BW’s face glowed red and became even more beautiful.
The TM began to kiss the BW more gently. It felt warm and nice.
Like they had been kissing each other forever.
The TM couldn’t stop smiling.
The BW couldn’t stop smiling.
Penny couldn’t stop wagging her tail.
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CHAPTER 5: MORE THAN THAT
As the days went by, the TM and the BW grew to like each other very much.
No, that’s not entirely correct.
They didn’t just like each other very much.
It was more than that.
It felt like when Penny wags her tail – multiplied by a kazillion.
The tall man was very happy.
The beautiful woman was very happy.
Penny was very happy.
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