Hold Me Closer, Tiny Jesus

Tiny Jesus, Jesus Christ and God walk into a bar. Except the bar is Twitter.

Tiny Jesus cracks me up.

In Hell, you can't get a good table anywhere.

— tiny jesus (@tinyjesus) August 3, 2012

Good thing nothing matters because of all the things that one guy said.

— tiny jesus (@tinyjesus) July 11, 2012

I read god for the particles.

— tiny jesus (@tinyjesus) July 2, 2012

Jesus Christ is always good for a few laughs.

Um, I’m not sure if my body is gluten free or not.

— Jesus Christ (@Jesus_M_Christ) August 27, 2012

But God kills.

I giveth, and I taketh away. It kind of suckeths.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 25, 2012

Dude, I'm GOD. How awesome is that? Seriously, you have to admit that's pretty cool.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 23, 2012

When you die that's it.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 23, 2012

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